Category: Singles Spit Swap
Looking for a female submissive to call my own. If you are not older than nineteen do not respond. I am seeking serious inquiries only!
I'll respond, do to lack of amusement, and because I'm bored. I am well, 3 years younger, but not a girl so don't take this post seriously lol
submissive or not submisive, what girl is gonna want your pathetic ass, you desperate weird freak
um. I don't think your on the right site if you are looking for serious love. internet dating rarely works out anyway.
I'm thinking you're looking for a puppy, not a woman.
roflmao this is hella amusing for many reasons...
lol!
How can you post this and show your face to it. That's just embarrissing. Your weird. Seriously.
May I suggest experimenting with matches and different combinations of chemicals?
sumbimmsive --- isnt that basically saying you want someone you can order around and rule???????
omg, lmfaooooo to all this!
No younger than 19? Hmmm. Might I suggest you try a nursing home? The old cojers may enjoy that, if they can get over what a creep you are. No puppy should be subjected to such torcher, although a poor animal with a jar of peanut butter may serve his purposes just fine...
Palmeesha the hand is submissive. Have fun with her. She's the same age as you are and you can enjoy her anytime you need to enlist her in some erotic submissive play. Oh, and one more plus? She's got five littlefriends with her at all times.
lol. great idea.
Wow, I've loved the answers to this. Scott, you're terrible. Brandi, that was the best answer I think I've read yet.
lmao brandy your awesome
Doug you got so excited by this concept you couldn't even make your fingers move in the correct directions. Be careful old fella such excitement could be bad for you. lmfao.
lol I'm in full agreement with sisterDawn here.
Wait if he's having a puppy for the purposes he wants the girl for that would fall under breaking the tos because you know that's not exactly legal so don't suggest that.
Also if he's really looking for a serius bdsm relationship...
1. She should be found more likely at a play party where submissives and toys go to be looked for.
2. She should mostlikely be atleast 18 years of age and informed of the life style.
3. If you just want to look for a woman that you don't have to have respect for I'd say move to another country. I won't name any specifically but somewhere west of Melasia and east of Germany sounds about right.
Lmaooo MissesEm! I find this board quite amusing
lmfao
Limiting your options to submissive is pothetic. I guess if you don't want a girl who will talk durring sex and help coach you on all the miriad ways you fuck it up do to your lack of experience and inability to take any kind of helpful critisism you should find a submissive who will lie there like a brick and let you febally thrust your flaxid penus in and out of her in a vain attempt to get your self hard you can probably find one somewhere. After the first night assuming she's willing to overlook your pothetic personality, lack of social skills, and horrible looks she won't stick around when she finds out you have the ability to pleasure her about as much as a rock.
hahahaha! Jared! That is the best post i've seen on this board!
see the problem is most of you on this board are on ignore so what you say I dont see anyways. I just sit back and laugh.
Hmmm, if you have most on ignore, why bother posting?
too bad you have most on ignore. Perhaps the submissive female might have posted to this board for all you know. But you won't know, right? Because you have them on ignore.
Well, good thing the ignore feature is not available in the real world flying phoenix, because most submissive girls expect a spanking or some other form of punishment. Ignoring her is not exactly what you would call punishment. And with a voice like yours? Dude! How the hell can you seriously expect her to take anything you order her to do seriously?
Boys like you, can not be dominent. That would be like a puppy trying to lead a pack. Just won't work man. Sorry. Oops? Suppose I should clarify. sorry for the girl who actually takes your request seriously. Not for you. Oh wait. I'm not sorry for her, because hell you might as well call that a lesbian relationship. In which case, we'd havve to start a new board in let's talk. I can see it now. Who wears the pants? Phoenix? Or his woman? lmao!
Cam
omg! cam! fucking roflmaooooooo.
omg! this board makes me sick! and by posting this perthetic excuse of a board up here, you really haven't changed at all, have you? not that i believed you ever did, but both the Cam's are spot on! your a creep Justin, and any girl who responds seriously to this, is not fit to call herself a woman! women are meant to be cherrished, and respected, not treated like dog shit! and if any female finds this a serious turn on, then i don't feel a bit sorry for her at all! you two deserve each other, you sad, excuses of human beings! go buy a fucking house or something, women aren't meant to be owned!
Well, I'm sure there's someone on this site that likes to be dominated over. Are you meaning like just in a sexual way, or are you wanting to take it further?
just fucking omgs, fucking roflmao. ahhahah
this bord is such a fucking joke how can anyone even think of posting somehting like this like lizz said women are ment to be chareshed and respected I feel it is are job to please them when they want it and not just do what we whant to do to them but what they want us to do to them
rofl justin, i can't believe you made a board on this.
Dude I'm not into that bdsm shit, And justin you are hell boring!
I've come up with the answer. lets petition the admins to allow pismo sufer chick back. I'm sure he/she would be submissive enough for Justin, and then they'd both be happy and stop bugging the rest of us with either pathetic board topics, or complaints to admin about how disrespectful we all are.
so come on staff, let pismo pacey back and match them up. or alternatively get rid of justin, and just give them each others details. lmao.
kev, this is a rairity indeed, but I think for once in your life, you've got the right idea! lol!
Lmao. This is fucking retarded.
ROFL, @ Shark, I completely agree, after reading the whole thread.... dammm, what the hell did justin want? a CARPET? cause things dont get more submissive than a soft carpet!
To the original poster, you might have had better luck under the graff sex board.
You are a silly man, very silly.
OK, my question is, is this person wanting a submissivve partner in the kind of BDSM role-playing sense, or does this person actually want somebody who is just submissive by nature. I would suppose BDSM, although not necessarily mainstream, is common enough where somebody could find a willing partner, but sadly times have changed so that you probably couldn't find a truly submissive person, unless they were badly mistreated by their parents and have just totally given up.
first, i agree with Cam, Emily and oddly enough, Kev. second, he wants someone who will be submissive in and out of the bedroom at all times. wich is even sicker then just in the bedroom, and someone who will do that for him, or anyone, should get serious counciling, not be brain washed by low lives that can't or won't share a relationship with their partner, just because it gets them off to dominate over another human beings life. if you feel the need to run somethings life, go get a pet, for fucks sake.
but liz, don't you see? He views women as nothing but pets. in which case, perhaps he should be looking at the S P C A for a relationship, and investing in a jar of peanut butter. instead of having posted this zone topic. lol
Cam
omg! fuckin lmfao Cam!
ROFL@ Shark, I completely agree, this guy sounds worse than a mental midget... oh wait, he IS one!
Sorry FlyingPhoenix, i don't think you are going to find anything like that here. Women don't like to be treated as posessions or pets like someone else stated above.
Blessings,
Angela
um... I agree with the sentaments. women are meant to be treasured, not to be treated as a pet or just a plaything. You should read all of these posts, and take what everyone is saying to heart, because they are right. I'm just telling it like it is. listen to what people are saying.
Leslie
I ment to do this long ago but have been busy and ill. my interest into domination and submission stops outside of the bedroom. I do not play with women and for the most part if you treat me right I will do the same. But I was never looking for a plaything. Just someone to meet and delvop a relationship with, maybe play with somethings in the bedroom if it got that far in the future.
Oh, really.
Now, thanks for this commedy show, you run at seven... Whoops, did I say commedy show, I Mean... thread.
Yeah, it's very late here and I was hoping to find my laughing stock before I went to bed, but guess I didn't have to search, because someone told me about this commical thread. It's enough to suffice as entertainment, and again I thank you again. When do you think you'll be replaying this show...? I'd love your show time...!